Just Heard on NPR

There are some on the Cap Hill that believe the focus on (achem) them and lobbyists is misplaced. It's not us, they say, it's them.

The Native Americans.

Yeah! It's them! They gave the money to Abramoff! Without that money, we wouldn't have this problem. There would be no graft, no corruption. It would all be above board and legit.

Darned Native Americans and their evil casinos tempting those poor dears. Once again, as history proves over and over, the Indians will take advantage every time. Give them an inch and they take a mile. Give them a barren, desolate reservation wasteland and they make a casino.

Crafty devils.

Comments

Lorraine said…
Yeah, they actually infected their own blankets with small pox, too. Oh, and the Holocaust didn't happen, either.

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