News freakin' flash
This just in....
A wave of shock swept over the world when surprise upon surprise the guy who we have been tracking better than Ernesto, with more information about his diet than we could ever have wanted, the freak that claimed to have killed the blond 6 year old - JonBenet, is not being charged.
The DNA doesn't match.
Gosh.
I'm
stunned
never
saw
this
coming
must
regroup.
Quick, sideline, off the cuff question...howsabout next time, when we tag someone in say, Thailand or Guam or Bulgaria, we messenger a DNA sampling to the guys in Colorado so that we don't have to fly a guy, business class, from there to here? Just an idea. I know we have money to burn for such endeavors, but just for the "in future reference" file, we might want to entertain that idea.
And kudos to the many networks that picked this dazzling piece of news up and chewed on it like an old shoe in the mouth of a retriever. Being such a slow news week and all, I can see why this was so important.
I am so proud right now.

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